Gaspar's Garbage Gulag
Gaspar's Garbage Gulag
Name: Gaspar Efondo
Age: Secret
DoB: August 7, 1997 (Leo)
MBTI: INFJ-T
Bitches: Plenty (Important)
Location: NYC (but I should be in your arms rn ngl)
Skills:
Can cook minute rice in 56 seconds
I'm lactose intolerant but I tolerate it
I always struggle to hold a conversation but I can always hold your hand
I drink to forget but I always remember
The only arguments I can win is the ones I have in my head
I know I'm not totally useless since people use me as a bad example
I can always disappoint anyone
I have skill issues
Red Flags:
I flirt too much
Red is my favorite color
I love pineapple on pizza
Bold of you to assume that I can play the ukelele as a filipino
Too much swag call me Swagapino
I like to watch Netflix with subtitles
Insecurities:
My age
My sweaty ass hands
My sense of humor
For real though,
My dream is to learn everything in this world have to offer for me.
The best renaissance man I could ever be!
Hope I can fufill what my heart desires!
