Gaspar's Garbage Gulag
Gaspar's Garbage Gulag
Name: Gaspar Efondo
Age: Secret
DoB: August 7, 1997 (Leo)
MBTI: INFJ-T
Bitches: Plenty (Important)
Location: NYC (but I should be in your arms rn ngl)
Skills:
Can cook minute rice in 56 seconds
I'm lactose intolerant but I tolerate it
I always struggle to hold a conversation but I can always hold your hand
I drink to forget but I always remember
The only arguments I can win is the ones I have in my head
I know I'm not totally useless since people use me as a bad example
I can always disappoint anyone
I have skill issues
Red Flags:
I flirt too much
Red is my favorite color
I love pineapple on pizza
Bold of you to assume that I can play the ukelele as a filipino
Too much swag call me Swagapino
I like to watch Netflix with subtitles
Insecurities:
My age
My sweaty ass hands
My sense of humor
For real though,
My dream is to be
to learn everything in this world have to offer for me.
The best renaissance man I could ever be!
Hope I can fufill what my heart desires!
